10 ways To: 2011

10 Ways to Kiss.

1. The French Kiss
Probably the most famous kiss there is, the French kiss is an open-mouthed kiss where one person’s tongue touches the other person’s tongue. Also called a “tongue kiss,” the French kiss easy enough to execute, but it can take years to master.

2. The Butterfly Kiss

To give someone a butterfly kiss, get close to them so the tips of your eyelashes are touching theirs. Then blink very fast so your eyelashes flutter together like butterfly wings. It’s a fun, cute thing to do while you’re catching your breath from more traditional kisses. You can also give someone a solo butterfly kiss by fluttering your eyelids against their cheek.

3. The Single-Lip Kiss
To give someone a single-lip kiss, take one of their lips between yours and gently suck or tug on it. It’s an awfully romantic kiss, and if you do it right, you’ll send tingles up and down your sweetie’s spine.

4. The Spiderman Kiss
Based on the kiss in the 2002 movie Spider-Man, the Spiderman kiss involves kissing someone whose face is upside-down from yours, so your top lip kisses their bottom lip and vice versa.

10 Ways to Annoy Your Teacher.

1. Wear glasses with eyes painted on them, and fall asleep. :P

2. Do all of your schoolwork and homework backwards so that the teacher has to read it from a mirror to understand it.

3. Wear glasses with eyes painted on them, and fall asleep. :P

4. Bring a cooler and lawn chair to class and sit in the front next to the teacher's desk and say sarcasticly "Who's up for some extremely fun learning!".

5. Send your teachers a list of "Ways to Annoy Your Teachers" in an envelope labeled "Blackmail."

6. during health class ask them if its natural to have pimples on your butt.

Eliminate human distractions. Pick a study location where you can work uninterrupted. If it’s your room, post a “do not disturb” sign on your door. If you’re interrupted anyway, be sure the guilty party knows that these interruptions are not acceptable. You should play hard. But when the time comes to study, you should study hard too - your friends should be able to accept that. Oh yeah, turn off your phone(s) too.
Clear your mind. Now more than ever, our brains are inundated with information. Gone are the days when college students had to manage a handful of things - class, social life, and well, social life. Today’s college students are bombarded with cell phone calls, rss feeds, facebook updates, internship concerns, and email in addition to social life and class work. Before you crack your books, take a few minutes to clear your mind. Close your eyes, breath deeply, and relax. I highly recommend the 10-Minute Supercharger from Learning Strategies Corporation for this purpose. It’s ten minutes well spent to prepare your mind for maximum learning before you ever begin. You’ll be relaxed yet energetic and ready to start learning.

10 Ways to Cheat on a Test

1) Bring a ton of snapple caps and hope you’re very lucky.

2) Piss on the test and hand it in. The teacher will be so disgusted, he’ll have to give you a 100! Or send you to a therapist…

3) Tattoo the answers to the palm of your hand. Make sure this test is important, though. It’ll only work once.

4) Bribe your teacher with sexual favors…unless they’re the same gender/old. Then you’re screwed. Actually, both ways you’re screwed.

5) Gouge out your teachers eyeballs, explode her ear drums, and murder all other potential proctors. You may go to jail, but you’ll ace that test.

6) Build a high-tech, invisible robot that knows all the answers and has blu-ray capabilities. But if you can do that, you probably don’t even need to cheat on the test.

10 Ways to Propose a Girl.

Are you nervous on how to propose to your girl? Well, don’t be. Here are some tips that can help you in knowing the best ways in which you can propose to a girl. The one thing that you should keep in mind while proposing is that girls are very sensitive and every girl are different from the other. So make sure that your way of proposing to the girl should be unique in your own way, and should be according to the temperament of the girl.

Some of the best ideas for proposing a girl are mentioned below. Try them out and win the heart of your lady.

1. Be yourself. This is the first rule that you need to get into your mind when you think of proposing a girl. Do not overdo your proposal. Keep it simple yet special and sweet. Be who you are, and in your own special way say those three golden words.

2. Another old way of proposing is going down on your knees with a red rose in your hand. Though this is an old way of proposing, this still goes down the line and is bound to impress any girl.

3. Make her feel special by taking her out for a quiet romantic dinner. Prepare well and have her favorite dishes ordered for the two of you. Have her favorite music playing in the background and find a nice romantic moment to propose her. She will definitely be moved by the effort that you would have taken for arranging the special dinner.

10 ways to skip if your Friend catches you Stealing his Phone?

1. Shoot him and steal the rest of his stuff as well.

2. Stop in surprise, shake your head, and say “Damn, that split personality problem again”.

3. Pacify him saying he can steal your phone when you buy a new one.

4. claim you just wanted to donate it to the Air Hostesses fund.

5. Say you just wanted to give EMINEM a missed call.

6. Argue saying “You never complained when I stole your wallet. You didn’t even notice it!”

7. Offer him 50% of the share which will come from selling the phone. Start negotiating from 30%.

10 Things you should never tell a guy.

Here are the 10 things a girl should never tell a guy:

1. No more nights outs with the boys.

2. When we have kids na…..

3. I’m feeling bored. Let’s go shopping.

4. Does this make me look fat?

5. I’m not ready for this.

6. Notice anything different?

7. Is she hot?

8. Guess what day it is today?

9. So I got these is for Justin Beiber’s latest movie ticket.

10. Do you still love me?

10 ways to Impress a Guy

So you really want to do something special for your guy? Everybody needs to be pampered and surprised a little…even your men. Coming up with some ways to really make them happy can be harder then it looks though. Surprisingly enough, men love the little things almost as much as women. Be in tune with what your guy likes and try to do those things that interest him. Here are 10 ways to impress your guy:

1. Keep smiling always as it will melt his heart and will help relax both of you even in tense situations.

2. Guys appreciate fun loving girls. It won’t be a bad idea to talk to your guy in a casual manner once in a while.

3. Gone are the days when guys were always expected to make the first move. So don’t be shy and tell him what is in your heart and how do you feel about him.

4. Not just girls but guys also like to be flattered. Dish out that occasional compliment and watch what wonders it can do.

10 Ways to Look Good in Photos.

1. Focus your eyes just slightly above the camera lens.

Move your face forward a bit, and tip down your chin.

2. Put your tongue behind your teeth and smile.

It will relax your face.

3. Keep your arms by your side.

But not glued there. To look natural, they should be a little away from your body.

4. Test-drive clothing against a white wall.

With an indirect, natural light source (under a tree, indoors near a window), it will show whether blue really is your best color.

5. As a rule, avoid patterns.

10 ways to Relieve Stress.

Stress is a change in the natural function of the body and mind. Falling in love, exercising, and living causes stress. The interpretation of these events determines whether they are viewed as a preferred or non-preferred stress.

Dis-ease occurs when non-preferred stress begins to affect our health. Stress appears initially as mental, emotional, or physical resistance. We have the ability to reduce non-preferred stress by telling ourselves and others how we feel and what we want. Stress says: slow down, ask for what we want, check our agreements, and take better care of ourselves.

1. Breathe, when you feel tense, take 10 slow, deep breaths in through your nose, out through your mouth.

2. Touch, hug someone, hold hands, stroke a pet, make non-sexual physical contact with people, brush your hair.

3. See the humor in life. Laugh at your self and life. Have fun and "play" at life.

10 Easy Ways to Save Money.

Let’s keep this one simple and clean - just a bunch of relatively easy ways to save money. As you incorporate more and more of these tips into your life, the savings add up and it wouldn’t surprise me if you could save thousands over the course of a year.

It will take a little work on your part but those thousands of dollars in savings are what helped us get out of debt earlier, kept us out of debt for several years and will hopefully help us pay off our recent auto loan soon as well.

1. Simplify your wardrobe
Normal = Buying clothes that you like without looking at the wardrobe as a whole

Don’t buy clothes that will only work as one outfit. Look for clothes that you will be able to wear with many other things, creating multiple outfits. Instead of buying that green and purple striped coat that will only go with one or two outfits, you could get a solid color gray that will work most of what you wear. Spend less money on the trendy items that won’t be in style long, and spend more on quality items. You really can do this and still be stylish at the same time. Simplifying your wardrobe is just one way you can save money on clothes.

2. Make money with your clutter
Normal = Garage sale or throw away clutter

It is easier than you may think. eBay and Amazon.com make the process a breeze. Sign up for an account, take a few digital pictures, post it, and watch the buyers come to you. HINT: The biggest key I have noticed is selling brand name items and taking a few seconds to think, “If I wanted to buy this item, how would I search for it?” If you do this, you will be much more successful.

3. Buy generic products whenever possible:

Does it really matter whether your cereal is made by Kellogg's or is the store brand? Does it matter if your milk is Oak Farms or the store brand? For a few things (like soda in particular), I prefer brand name products. For others, I do not mind generic store brands if they can save me money. Find what works for you and switch to generic brands for at least a part of your grocery list.

10 ways to ANNOY PEOPLE.

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Insist that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

10 Ways to Lose Weight.

Sure, you can lose weight quickly. There are plenty of fad diets that work to shed pounds rapidly -- while leaving you feeling hungry and deprived. But what good is losing weight only to regain it? To keep pounds off permanently, it's best to lose weight slowly. And many experts say you can do that without going on a "diet." Instead, the key is making simple tweaks to your lifestyle.

One pound of fat -- is equal to 3,500 calories. By shaving 500 calories a day through dietary and exercise modifications, you can lose about a pound a week. If you only need to maintain your current weight, shaving 100 calories a day is enough to avoid the extra 1-2 pounds most adults gain each year.

Adopt one or more of these simple, painless strategies to help lose weight without going on a "diet":

Eat Breakfast Every Day. One habit that's common to many people who have lost weight and kept it off is eating breakfast every day. "Many people think skipping breakfast is a great way to cut calories, but they usually end up eating more throughout the day, says Elizabeth Ward, MS, RD, author of The Pocket Idiot's Guide to the New Food Pyramids. "Studies show people who eat breakfast have lower BMIs than breakfast-skippers and perform better, whether at school or in the boardroom." Try a bowl of whole-grain cereal topped with fruit and low-fat dairy for a quick and nutritious start to your day.
Close the Kitchen at Night. Establish a time when you will stop eating so you won't give in to the late-night munchies or mindless snacking while watching television. "Have a cup of tea, suck on a piece of hard candy or enjoy a small bowl of light ice cream or frozen yogurt if you want something sweet after dinner, but then brush your teeth so you will be less likely to eat or drink anything else," suggests Elaine Magee, MPH, RD, WebMD's "Recipe Doctor" and the author of Comfort Food Makeovers.
Choose Liquid Calories Wisely. Sweetened drinks pile on the calories, but don't reduce hunger like solid foods do. Satisfy your thirst with water, sparkling water with citrus, skim or low-fat milk, or small portions of 100% fruit juice. Try a glass of nutritious and low-calorie vegetable juice to hold you over if you get hungry between meals. Be careful of alcohol calories, which add up quickly. If you tend to drink a glass or two of wine or a cocktail on most days, limiting alcohol to the weekends can be a huge calorie saver.